Ellen Page discovers latex

So, yes, apparently, it's impossible to find Ellen Page latex fakes on teh interwebs.
Yeah, that sucks hard.
Wouldn't you say it's about time we rectifed that situation and I posted up an Ellen Page latex fake for us to enjoy?
Wouldn't it be even more awesome if I had one already done in my private collection?
Wouldn't it be great if I stopped talking about my Ellen Page latex fake and just posted the damm thing?